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This the Doritos Commercial where this guy has a crystal ball. He shakes the crystal ball and says, " free Doritos at the office today?" Then he throws the crystal ball at the vending that holds the Doritos and the ball breaks the glass. Then the guy says, "I think that's a yes." Another guy tries to use the crystal ball to get a promotion. After he asks " will I finally get that big promotion" he throws the ball and it hits his boss in the balls. The first guy comes in and says, "promotion?, not in your future!"
2
The best Super Bowl Commercial is the Bud light Commercial where there is one Bud Light left and two people grab it. One guy says "Rock paper scissors for it?" and the other guy says "fair enough". They do the arm motion and once they say scissors. One guy throws paper and the other guy throws a rock. The rock hits the guy right in the fore head and falls down. The guy who throws the rock grabs the last Bud Light.
The guy who got hit with the rock holds his hand up and another person who is walking by slaps his hand and "low five."
3
This is a Bud Light commercial where cavemen are trying to get to a party.
They are in charge of bringing Bud Light. The cavemen are dragging the cooler with Bud Light on the ground. A caveman says "we'll never make it to the party." All of a sudden another caveman says, "I invent the wheel!", and he has a stone wheel. They end up holding the wheel on their shoulders, flat, with the cooler of bud light on top. One caveman says "wheel suck." Later a caveman uses a rock to try to open the bottle of Bud Light, but he shatters the whole bottle. The caveman says, "bottle opener suck!"
4
This is a Fed Ex commercial where this one caveman tries to ship a bone somewhere else. He ties it too a Pterodactyl's leg. The Pterodactyl gets about ten feet away and this T-Rex eats the Pterodactyl. The caveman goes back to the cave and says "Package didn't make it." There is another caveman in the cave and he says "did you use Fed Ex?" The other caveman says "No." The other caveman says "Fed Ex doesn't exist yet." The caveman in the cave says "not my problem." The original caveman kicks a little dinosaur. Then a huge dinosaur foot comes down and squishes the caveman.
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This is a Doritos commercial from this years Super Bowl. This guy is eating Doritos and this dog comes up to him. The dog is wearing an anti-bark collar and the guy will give the dog a Dorito if he speaks. The dog runs away and the guy says "oh c'mon." The dog takes off the anti-bark collar and puts it on the guy. The dog barks, the guy gets shocked and he drops the Doritos. The guy wakes up and says "hey." The dog barks and the guy gets shocked again.
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I agree with most but some I didn't see.
ReplyDeletethe first one is pretty funny if I do say so myself.
ReplyDeleteI wish I saw the Doritos commercial, its everybody's favorite.
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